No, not chocolate.
Nope, not oysters.
No, not even a slap-up meal of prime steak.
None of those.
OK, then - it was...
NO! Not those crabs. (How could you even begin to think that?)
Sadly, I can't claim to have prepared the crabs myself, but I did at least put them on the plate and make the parsley and lemon dressing to go with them.
And yes, they were very much appreciated. ;)